Things not typically heard during a party

"Did she just loose her bowels?"

yeah - and how is one to respond to that one?  I heard this at a gathering and was stumped as to my next remark.  (And just so you know - she didn't.)

Passwords

One of the funniest things I have ever heard about marital relationships is:

  My husband cannot divorce me, he does not know the passwords :)

Brand Allegiance

When you buy a product only bcs of it's brand with no consideration to the fact that it really does not work.